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mr-mononucleosis:

lunalovegouda:

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

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and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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And then one time when the show got canceled…

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and then when it came back..

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you’re missing my favorite one though

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eyadbassamb:

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stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

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cocainedollarbillsandmyhlp:

susiron:

The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash

then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.

I FUCKING HATE WHEN THAT HAPPENS

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stoleyogirl:

britneyjeanofficial:

teacher in the back trying to hold back her tears

stoleyogirl:

britneyjeanofficial:

teacher in the back trying to hold back her tears

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"Always help someone. You might be the only one that does."

— Unknown (via bl-ossomed)

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inteligasm:

actionjacksonlovesbbq:

I wish more cartoons taught young girls that if a man harasses you or annoys you or whatever you should blow him up with a bazooka and feel no remorse :)))

Ivy leaned back to avoid the propulsion blast. They’ve done this before.

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"I didn’t say I liked it. I said it fascinated me. There is a great difference."

Oscar Wilde, adapted from The Picture of Dorian Gray (via river-nymphette)

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shanryart:

cakejam:

”ill like this post so i can find it later on”

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HOW CAN YOU LIKED TWO POINT SMTH MILLION POSTS BUT ONLY FOLLOW TWELVE BLOGS

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  • me thinking about attractive people: please flirt with me
  • person: *flirts with you*
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  • me: ive made a huge mistake
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unexotic:

unexotic:

is ur music ever so loud u feel like ur suffocating

update: i was having an asthma attack

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annmariexrose:

Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

wonderhawk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

macklemore-fujisaki:

bobsjokes:

kitten vs humidifier

hIS TINY PAWS OMGOMGOMG

HUMAN
IT IS DOING A THING
I THINK GHOSTS ARE ESCAPING FROM THIS BOX HUMAN WHY DID YOU BRING THIS INTO OUR HOME

His face at the end, the poor thing looks so lost

This kitty is SO confused as to what is actually going on and what it’s actually batting at with its precious little paws…
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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

wonderhawk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

macklemore-fujisaki:

bobsjokes:

kitten vs humidifier

hIS TINY PAWS OMGOMGOMG

HUMAN

IT IS DOING A THING

I THINK GHOSTS ARE ESCAPING FROM THIS BOX HUMAN WHY DID YOU BRING THIS INTO OUR HOME

His face at the end, the poor thing looks so lost

This kitty is SO confused as to what is actually going on and what it’s actually batting at with its precious little paws…

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HUMAN EXPLAIN THE THING

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